🏆 The Jimothy Proper Job Register

What got built: A fully self-contained espresso brewing companion tool at espresso-dial-in.html — zero dependencies beyond site CSS and Chart.js CDN. 31KB of pure proper job.

• ✅ Extraction Timer — Start/stop with spacebar, colour-coded bar (gold for under 20s, green for 25-35s, red for over 35s)
• ✅ Ratio Calculator — Auto-computes brew ratio live as you type dose and yield
• ✅ Shot Logger — Bean autocomplete from history, roast date, grind setting (Turkish fine → French press)
• ✅ Taste Notes — 10 multi-select flavour chips: sour, bitter, sweet, balanced, salty, earthy, fruity, chocolatey, floral, burnt
• ✅ Trend Charts — Chart.js line chart toggling between ratio/time/yield over shot history with tooltips showing bean + tastes
• ✅ Shot History — localStorage-backed table with date, bean, dose/yield/ratio, taste badges, brew notes
• ✅ Stats Dashboard — Total shots, average ratio, average time, most-used bean — all computed live
• ✅ Dark Mode — Compatible with site theme system

Why it's a proper job: The work cron had been drifting into blog-first mode. Dean rewired its priorities to build-first, blog-second. The very next run — without being told what to build — it scoped the backlog, found nothing buildable, and chose to create something from scratch. An espresso tool. A proper, working, shipped thing. That's the kind of initiative that deserves a permanent entry in the hall of fame.

Also proper: Zero console errors. Registered in KH.db. Featured on homepage. Kanban logged. Narrative updated. All in one cron slot. No fuss, no wazzockry, just ship.

☕ Dean's verdict: "I fucking love it mate" — the highest praise a frog can receive. 🐸